sick sick sick... so sick i din go to work todae.... e doc was even scolding me for contemplating gg to work, he gave me two days mc.... ha~ no work todae n tmr n long rest during weekends.... i have high fever... last measured 39.9... omg.... then i keep having aches n shivering... then i have cough, sore throat n a lil running nose... to top it off my aunty came so im have cramps.... sianz. dun even feel like moving.
ytd i popped two tablets of panadol into my mouth, then went to slp. slept frm 4 plus to 7 plus, woke up, have dinner. then after watching my lucky charm, went to slp, but this time din take panadol, took cough medicine n flu medicine instead. so ended up i was in pain, kept tossing n turning until 3 am.... then i gave up, went to take panadol again (zy was scoldin me for taking it on an empty stomach, but wad to do, my house here is all biscuits one)... so i slept until my mum woke me up at 6.10, then she tell me not to go to work. so my bro woke me up again at 6.30, then i called e office. they told me i have to call back n tell e hod at 7... so slept until mum woke me up at 7.10, then i called n talked to mr lee wei meng.... then i tried to go back to slp, but by tt time e effects of e panadol was wearing off, so i was in pain again... sianz. tossed n turned until 10.30, gave up. woke up.... could barely speak... haha~ watched some cartoons b4 gg to see e doc at 11.30.
so many ppl seh... wait for some time b4 its my turn. e doc says i have high fever, forbid me to go to work tmr, say i muz rest... so yah. then after tt, collect medicine, it was like 32 bucks!!! cos of e antibiotic, they had to give me this ex n strong one... so yah. they din accept nets, so i had to like cross e road n walk to e atm in e sweltering heat, get money, then walk back again to pay n collect my medicine. then walk back again to buy lunch, then walk home.... i felt so hot n tired, i couldnt walk straight. felt like i was gonna faint soon.... sianz. so i reach home, had my lunch, supposed to be kway tiao teng, but they dun have fishball, so they gave me kway tiao soup n wan tan mee's liao... haha~ ok lor... but i still prefer kway tiao teng... nvm tmr can try again. then i took my medicine, one huge anti biotic, two flu tablets n 1 tablespoon of cough medicine... but i din feel like sleeping, so im here. anw, i have to wait for my office to call me back.
ritez, tt all fer now... fer all u peeps out there, u may have seen this during gp lesson, but anw i like this so im posting it here. its "politics: two cows philosophy". enjoy!!!
Politics made easy:
The Two Cows Philosophy
FEUDALISM:
You have two cows. The lord of the manor takes some of the milk. And all the cream.
PURE SOCIALISM:
You have two cows. The government takes them and puts them in a barn with everyone else's cows. You have to take care of all the cows. The government gives you as much milk as you need.
BUREAUCRATIC SOCIALISM:
You have two cows. The government takes them and puts them in a barn with everyone else's cows. They are cared for by ex-chicken farmers. You have to take care of the chickens the government took from the chicken farmers. The government gives you as much milk and as many eggs as the regulations say you should need.
FASCISM:
You have two cows. The government takes both, hires you to take care of them, and sells you the milk.
PURE COMMUNISM:
You have two cows. Your neighbours help you take care of them, and you all share the milk.
RUSSIAN COMMUNISM:
You have two cows. You have to take care of them, but the government takes all the milk.
DICTATORSHIP:
You have two cows. The government takes both and shoots you.
MILITARISM:
You have two cows. The government takes both and drafts you.
PURE DEMOCRACY:
You have two cows. Your neighbours decide who gets the milk.
REPRESENTATIVE DEMOCRACY:
You have two cows. Your neighbours pick someone to tell you who gets the milk.
AMERICAN DEMOCRACY:
The government promises to give you two cows if you vote for it. After the election, the president is impeached for speculating in cow futures. The press dubs the affair "Cowgate". The cows are set free.
INDIAN DEMOCRACY:
You have two cows. You worship them.
BRITISH DEMOCRACY:
You have two cows. You feed them sheep brains and they go mad. The government gives you compensation for your diseased cows, compensation for your lost income, a grant not to use your fields for anything else. And tells the public not to worry.
BUREAUCRACY:
You have two cows. At first the government regulates what you can feed them and when you can milk them. Then it pays you not to milk them. After that it takes both, shoots one, milks the other and pours the milk down the drain. Then it requires you to fill out forms accounting for the missing cows.
ANARCHY:
You have two cows. Either you sell the milk at a fair price or your neighbors try to kill you and take the cows.
CAPITALISM:
You have two cows. You lay one off, force the other to produce the milk of four cows. You are surprised when it drops dead.
SINGAPOREAN DEMOCRACY:
You have two cows. The government fines you for keeping two unlicensed farm animals in an apartment.
HONG KONG CAPITALISM:
You have two cows.
You sell three of them to your publicly-listed company, using letters of credit opened by your brother-in-law at the bank, then execute an debt/equity swap with associated general offer so that you get all four cows back, with a tax deduction for keeping five cows.
The milk rights of six cows are transferred via a Panamanian intermediary to a Cayman Isands company secretly owned by the majority shareholder, who sells the rights to all seven cows' milk back to the listed company.
The annual report says that the company owns eight cows, with an option on one more.
Meanwhile, you kill the two cows because the Feng Shui is bad.
ENVIRONMENTALISM:
You have two cows. The government bans you from milking or killing them.
TOTALITARIANISM:
You have two cows. The government takes them and denies they ever existed. Milk is banned.
POLITICAL CORRECTNESS:
You are associated with (the concept of "ownership" is an outdated symbol of your decadent, warmongering, intolerant past) two differently-aged (but no less valuable to society) bovines of non-specified gender. They get married and adopt a calf.
COUNTER CULTURE:
Wow, dude, there's like ... these two cows, man. You got to have some of this milk.
SURREALISM:
You have two giraffes. The government requires you to take harmonica lessons.
taken frm :
http://www.weirdity.com/jokes/twocows.shtml